You know you’re British when the local Morris dancers decide to have a practise in the garden two doors down
For any non-British followers. Morris Dancing is our national martial art. It’s how we decide who gets to become king.
I recognise this side! Found ‘em, they’re Hook Eagle Morris Men from Hampshire. ^^
FOR EVERYONE WHO THINKS MY COUNTRY IS AN ELEGANT PLACE OF FANCY, PRIM AND PROPER WONDER. I GIVE YOU THE ABOVE PICTURE....