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Name: Mary (Jane)

Nickname: Mare, Beary, Marzi

Birthday: 20th July

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Het

Height: 5’1” or 155cm

Time Zone: GMT/BST

What time and date is it there: 23:31, 02/09/2014

Average hours of sleep I get each night: Like 8-10 hours but I usually like getting about 11-12 on a school night haha I’m such a sloth

OTPs: Me & bae

The last thing I Googled was: ‘mattress without springs not memory foam’ need a springless mattress for a sofa bed but memory foam is so horrible

My most used phrase(s): *i don’t know noise*, k, you’re a cutie

First word that comes to mind: oesophagus

What I last said to a family member: ”Bye!”

One place that makes me happy & why: Sam house because Sam there

How many blankets I sleep under: 1-2

Favourite beverage: Fruit squash lol

The last movie I watched in the cinema: 22 Jump Street

Three things I can’t live without: Sam, juice, my fav boots 

Something I plan on learning: Spanish (properly) and driving

A piece of advice for all my followers: Will you care about whatever is bothering you in a year? 5 years? 

My blog/s: mynameis-fuckyou, whatea, maryjanetzr

You all have to listen to this song: Rusty Nails - Moderat

I was tagged by: babooshkah

I’m tagging: whoever wants to do it! Yes that means YOU READING THIS 😉


… I’m going back to sleep




i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP


Me at parties


Me at parties


people that struggle for like 20 minutes trying to open up a powerpoint when presenting a project in class make me feel like i actually have a chance at this crazy thing called life 

anyway it’s nearly 6am so i will go back 2 bed. i need some southern hemisphere followers man this site is so dead rn

made some more ‘realistic’ faceqs!

mary & sam partners in crime


Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

just “woke up” from nightmare into another mini dream where i picked up my phone and on the screen i was able to press a button to instantly tweet something nonsensical like ‘money victim’ that was related to my dream. even my subconscious wants an app that will live tweet my dreams


Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask




I am crying I love this too much