reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

veggietalesyaoi:

i either reblog one thing every 5 hours or reblog 84 things in 3 minutes there is no inbetween

coolhealthinfographics: Health Benefits of Biking To Work [infographic] Great infographic comparing biking to driving and obesity.  It sure helps to get your butt moving.  I am not a biker, though I wish I was one.  Mostly because I feel intimidated at my age and lack of knowledge about how to even go about buying one, road etiquette, safety, etc.  I felt the tidbit about what kind of bikes people are using to commute was very helpful. Link to infographic

coolhealthinfographics:

Health Benefits of Biking To Work [infographic]

Great infographic comparing biking to driving and obesity.  It sure helps to get your butt moving.  I am not a biker, though I wish I was one.  Mostly because I feel intimidated at my age and lack of knowledge about how to even go about buying one, road etiquette, safety, etc.  I felt the tidbit about what kind of bikes people are using to commute was very helpful.

Link to infographic

  • us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*

sir-laughsalot:

sir-laughsalot:

I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…

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I WASN’T KIDDING

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

chickiefingie:

i’d do anything to lose weight except exercising and eating healthy

tagged → #food porn

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

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because i know things

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i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

angrylesbianmom:

whenever someone accidentally touches my butt and they end up being really hot

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i think on tumblr despite our diversities we can unanimously agree that the worst thing in the world is sitting in front of your food that is too hot to eat

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself